Katie Bolton is a Washington D.C.-based drifter and Spectrum Culture's resident tall lady and arbiter of political correctness. When she's not ruining fun, she enjoys riding her bicycle, eating Thai food, doing yoga and whatever else white people made trendy three years ago. She aspires to start her own band. They will play riot-grrl showtunes and be called Birdo. Don't follow her on Twitter (@) or she might stop spilling barely-filtered nonsense into the ether.