From the Vaults of Streaming Hell: Lucifer Lucifer is less a fully satisfying experience than a spotty showcase for its star, who carries enough of the load to make it worthwhile. Read More
From the Vaults of Streaming Hell: Two of Us Have you ever tried to do a Paul McCartney impersonation? If you have, it’s probably better than the feature-length attempt in this embarrassing fan fiction. Read More
From the Vaults of Streaming Hell: Death House Death House looks like a stupid, fun throwaway picture, but in execution, tries far too hard to be scintillating in a way no one who presses play on a movie called Death House would ever desire. Read More
From the Vaults of Streaming Hell: Santa Jaws So what are we left with when the eponymous monster only occupies about 3% of the movie's visual stocking stuffers? Cinematic coal, essentially. Read More
From the Vaults of Streaming Hell: Stalked By My Doctor: The Return You will never forget those pancakes. Read More
From the Vaults of Streaming Hell: Deadcon Stumbles with the thrills and the attention to detail, but nonetheless finds some meaningful observations about the dichotomy between the lonely tinkerers of the old computer age and the glossy models who live and thrive within the framework those shunned nerds built. Read More
From the Vaults of Streaming Hell: Alexandria…Why? Elucidates why some nations might imagine invasion as a form of liberation, freeing them from the firm hand of the British colonial state. Read More
From the Vaults of Streaming Hell: Suburban Commando Crossing action movies, sci-fi and comedy in a vehicle for stars from the WWF, Suburban Commando doesn’t satisfy anybody’s genre expectations. Read More
From the Vaults of Streaming Hell: Murder Party Murder Party offers the kind of midnight-movie comedy-horror indulgence that manages to rise just barely above your average Netflix bargain-basement schlock. Read More
From the Vaults of Streaming Hell: Hellbenders Everything about Hellbenders screamed hidden gem, but its low ratings on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes may be a little too high. Read More