[xrr rating=1.0/5]A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III is the sort of film that a certain subset of warped cineastes absolutely long for: a jaw-dropping debacle that fails not because of ineptitude or laziness, but because of preposterous pretension and a landslide of misguided creativity. Anyone can make a low-concept Adam Sandler comedy or a drippy Nicholas Sparks …

Let’s all be honest here: who doesn’t want the end result of a dinner and a movie date to end in mind-blowing sex? Film, sex and food are just the holy trifecta of romance, when you get down to it. And when the three are combined, how can the results be less than, well, orgasmic? Inspired by what we feel …